An unsuspecting boyfriend enters his house to the sound of muffled lip smacking. Flinging open the bedroom door, he discovers his girlfriend doubled over in pleasure and surrounded by empty, elegant untied ribbon boxes.
BF: What’s going on here!?
GF: So tasty. I can’t control myself. It’s Godiva.
BF: Da, I thought you were satisfied?
GF: Me, too. Until I found out what this Lady Godiva can do with her hands. Creme brulee truffles! Creamy smooth praliné in a white chocolate heart! Hazelnut praliné!
BF: Stop! You’re too much!
GF: No, it is never too much of fine chocs. They are always fresh, and are usually less sweet and feature unusual textures and natural flavors. Plus, with crispy hazelnut praliné with small pieces of feuilletine in a triangular milk chocolate shell strewn with caramelized hazelnuts pieces, she’s richer than you’ll ever be.
BF: Well, I know one thing she can’t do.
GF: Yeah, right. She hits the sweet spot every time.
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